Lindsay Lohan has reached the final straw with her father Michael Lohan. After another battle in the press this week, Chesty Chesteron of Chestrackistan has decided to file a restraining order against her old man. Page Six reports:

Sources said, that she’s “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”

Jesus, don’t people hire hitmen anymore? Since when did Hollywood become a bunch of pansies? Somehow I can’t help but blame Ryan Seacrest. He knows what he did.